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Meg. 21. American. Bilingual. Football. Benfica. Liverpool. Inter Milan.

"V-daddy ft. Jam-z and K-Baby"

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don't break the spell.: Niall Horan, hope you're happy.

presumably:

fuckyeahfernando-torres:

You’ve lost millions of “fans”, and you made a whole fandom hate you.

You are supposed to be focused on music, not in sports and the fact that someone invited you to a Chelsea match doesn’t give you the rights to think you’re the fucking coach or…

FUCK YEAH, JEARS!: How to perform CPR, by Jack Shephard:

bastardfromabasket:

  1. Become extremely frustrated and breathe heavily.
  2. Punch patient repeatedly in the chest. If you can hear ribs cracking, you’re doing it right.
  3. Repeatedly yell COME ON. COME OOOON. COME ON. Put Gob Bluth to shame.
  4. Lose hope and begin Jearing.
  5. Jear.
  6. Still Jearing? Good.
5 mesi fa | 26034 note
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